OPEN BETA · 100% PAPER MONEYTHE COOKOUT
The live multiplayer trading arena. Every match is a brand-new token — a provably fair open, a few violent minutes of real PvP trading in front of a crowd, then it graduates or it burns.
Climb the XP ladder and take a cut of the weekly jackpot.
This is a paper-money beta. You trade with simulated pETH — no deposits and no real funds are ever at risk.
No deposits. No downloads. Your wallet address is your whole identity.
This is a battle arena.
The whole loop, start to finish — launch a coin, get voted in, pull up to the queue, trade the live chart, climb the board, and split the jackpot. Simulated with sample data; the real thing runs on paper money in your browser.
Submit a Token Concept
You supply metadata, never code — every token deploys from the platform-audited template. No creator mint, pause, or blacklist controls exist.
Hover to pause · click a chapter to jump · everything above is paper-money, zero risk.
A full launch. Every few minutes.
Rounds run minutes, not weeks. Bounded exposure, guaranteed exits, and an open no bot can snipe.
Pull Up
A fresh community-made token drops on the match calendar every few minutes. Hit the lobby, size up the crowd, and make your Moon-or-Rug call.
Fair Open
No sniping, no gas wars. Buy intents queue until a fixed close, then everyone settles at ONE clearing price — oversubscribed rounds fill pro-rata. Every settlement is auditable.
Trade Live
A real market: your buys push price up, sells push it down. One-second candles, a kill feed, whales, and a chat losing its mind. Scalp it or diamond-hand to the bell.
Graduate or Burn
Hit the bonding targets and it graduates into an Arena Alumni that trades forever. Fall short and everyone exits at one fair redemption price. Get rugged and… that's the game.
Speed buys you nothing.
On every other launchpad, the open goes to whoever has the fastest bot. Here it's a uniform-price batch auction: the first bid and the last bid pay the exact same price.
One clearing price
Bids queue until a fixed close, then settle in a single shot at one price for everyone. Arrival order is irrelevant.
Pro-rata fills
Oversubscribed? Every bid is filled proportionally — never first-come, never by who paid more gas.
Recompute it yourself
Each settlement ships with an audit hash you can rebuild from the public bids and our open-source math.
Play for the pot.
Every trade on the site feeds one shared Weekly Jackpot. At the end of each week it pays out to the top players — real ETH in production — and the more the whole site trades, the bigger it grows.
Real ETH, every week
A slice of all trading fees builds the pot. The top 10 by weekly XP split it — no cap, paid out automatically.
XP from playing
Rotating daily quests, weekly challenges, play streaks, lifetime milestones, and a monthly season pass. Everything you do earns.
Farm-proof by design
Wash-trading and bot spam earn almost nothing. The pot rewards skill, timing, and consistency — never the busiest bot.
The house only earns fees
Every pETH a player loses, another player won. We never touch principal — the fee schedule is published per round.
Auditable by anyone
Every auction settlement ships with a hash you can recompute from public bids using our open-source math.
No pay-to-win. Ever.
XP, levels, quests, cosmetics — all earned by playing. Nothing that affects gameplay is for sale.
Template-only launches
Creators supply a name, art, and supply. No creator mint, pause, or blacklist functions exist.
The whitelist is earned on X.
The Cookout opens in rolling waves — no form, no gas, nothing to sign. It's a paper-money beta (simulated pETH, zero risk); you claim a seat by showing up for @hoodcookout and dropping your wallet.
Follow @hoodcookout
It's the one and only official account. Everything — waves, announcements, drops — happens there first.
Like & Repost the posts
Boost the signal. Engagement is how you get on our radar for the next wave.
Comment your wallet address
Drop your Robinhood wallet (0x…) in the replies. That exact address is the one we whitelist.
Watch for the beta announcement
When the official beta-test tweet goes out, your wave is live — connect that wallet and pull up.
You must like, repost, and comment your wallet to be eligible. Eligible wallets are added to the whitelist by hand — watch for the official beta-test tweet to know when your wave goes live.
Follow @hoodcookout on X →Safety: @hoodcookout is the only official account. We will never DM you first, never ask for a seed phrase, and never charge you to join.